Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
reblog-ishey: Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good” Middle school: “Pssh, whatever” High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Kainis Ka! On ka sa FB buong Araw pero hindi mo...
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
hurricanepenus: youre-b2utiful: six-bucks-and-a-doctor-who: lmaogtfo: What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. Holy fuck. i dont get it o.o Ouch… My head. after rereading it for the 69th time i finally got it wow ur cool
When your friends try to show you something funny...
leilockheart: “Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
gotta pee. gotta pee. gotta pee. gotta pee
I CANT BELIEVE YOU’VE JUST WALKED INTO A DARK ROOM ALONE RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN HE’S COMING FOR YA STUPIDDDD, DONT STUMBLE, HE’S JUST BEHIND YOU THERE HE IS, BEHIND YOU, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUN LIKE FORREST
Admit it. This is you right now:
louiselephant: Accurate! :))
That moment when you forget to bring a towel to...
So You Try To Run And Grab One Like
Reblog if you open Tumblr by pressing "t" and...
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
thatbitchgotmustache: They’re probably like this everyday:
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
anyone who reblogs this get's promoted!
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Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
happyhayley: I am the Love Guru
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
thisbefashion: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. This^
When you see free samples at the grocery store.
When your parents are giving you a lecture and...
chinkinkedup: raymon-osis: You made your point, can you be quiet now? hate when my moms tell me shxt i already know
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like: and then:
first 30 to reblog gets promoted to my 4,900k+...
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When you’re waiting for your favorite part of a...
Hold up! It’s coming…. Wait for it… NOW!
When I kill a mosquito on the wall:
aalexiss: ( ) Clean the wall because I do not like blood-stained wall. (X) Leave the body to serve as warning to the others.
How I run:
br0mosapien: GYM: When someone is giving away free food:
My collection of tumblr faces.
Yes, you should reblog this for future reference. I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG EVERYONE NEEDS THIS
Isang araw pumasok si Juan sa eskwelahan.
adiksakanya: Religion time Teacher: Class, What is A sin? Juan: Ma’am! Teacher: Yes Juan? Juan: Ma’am, A sin is salt